Baby, mom and dad are in the living room.
Mom: “I think it’s time to teach our kid some good manners”
Dad: Belches loudly, “Sure!”
Mom: Stares at dad in anticipation
Dad: Acknowledges the stare , contemplates at length
7 seconds later
Dad: Still clueless and silent
Mom: “Excuse me??"
Dad: “God bless you!”
Mom: Shakes head in disdain, moves on
117 seconds later
Baby: Belches and says “Sure!”
Mom: Scowls at Dad, and politely corrects baby “No, Excuse Me!”
Baby: “God bless you!”
Dad: “There we go, that’s a good start”
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